I expect more people to have chicken pox scars on their face

why isn't my drawings colorful and good

whenever you press next blog in blogger it's never funny bad it's just bad

Obamas big change. da puppems

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You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it

Come into my house, You're invited into my house

van gogh probably cut off his ear because it was itchy

I REALLY WANT IT

Lets get our uteruses removed together. sisterly bonding

Fun output

HOT NEWS: Swamp thing get's played by his ladiefrien

Crack that whip like the liberty bell girl

w fight after 9th period outside guidance but hide pillow until then in backpack to avoid suspicion, only hit other people with pillows

Yes sir I would fight for my cuntry

Fat Damon

Whenever I go to bed I play with my hair and think about killing kumar / the doctor on house.

hey just wanted to say i keep my head held high and smile so i don't smell myself and frown.


... I smell really bad. I smell like an old lady.

If someone laughs at my joke i will sit there with a completely neutral face on for maybe 3 seconds, and if the laughing continues I will start to laugh too but my eyebrows get really pointy and i look angry.

WRAP MY CAR, MAKE MY SIGNS, LAWN SIGNS, MURAL?

ALSO NEED A METAL SIGN FOR ABOVE DOOR IF PRICES IS RIGHT CAN PAINT A MURAL ONTO THE DOOR. AND WILL NEED LAWN SIGNS. JET SKI REPAIR BUSINESS


WANT SOMEONE WHO CAN DO IT ALL. WRAP MY CAR WITH MY NEW COMPANY LOGO PHONE #S ECT AND DESIGN A KICK ASS WRAP

Suddenly before my eyes my dads head turned into a vegetable. its a carrot! hell find out and my british accented thoughts turned into a woman. pat and i biked across the world. into my memories still it was soft and no one was left and it was silent until someone coughed and i snapped back. pats house now funny eyelashes attack! WATCH OUT

Are you a hurricane katrina employee?

yes i worked for hurricane katrina

i cracked a pigs skull open with my bare hands

I drive safely

C

10 One of the most important tasks to complete if you are going to drive in the rain, slush and mud is to_________.
A. check your tire inflation and tread depth
B. change your warning lights
C. carry a bag of kitty litter
D. apply a good coat of wax to your vehicle

boys guys

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Damn good actress

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